Keefaz

Clearly outperformed by Shola Ameobi. Pick your lip up and pull your shit together.

Aye, if any of them coulda got close to him.

Howay, Fulham.

"Fackin' Noocarstle".

Last time we won 5 on the bounce?

Get in. Ben Arfa.... WINS!

We've done our job. Can't say fairer than that.

Shola's plan: pass to Cisse.

The little flirt.

First wasn't even an error, really. Just a stroke of genius. Didn't look like getting much out of the game until that moment.

Haha. Cisse's face is basically Ba's upside-down.

Good work, Benjamin Arfa. Turned the game around in one blinding flash.

Nice fucking dive, btw.

Great work, Shoals.

THE POINTS ARE OURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRS!

Ba was crap during Ramadan. He's been crap during Lent. God hates the fella.

You've always got... Arfa chance with him on the pitch.

Injured a Bolton player WITH SKILLS!

You absolute fucking beauty.

WHAT A FUCKING GOAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what

Oh, check out this level-headed wanker.

50?

Oh, play football, ffs.

Simpson: D'oh!