Keefaz

Well played the goofy cunt.

What the fuck?

If only Everton could play for a full season.

What a fanny.

Fucking boring 4-4.

Motson. Mental bastard.

Fucking defending like chumps, though.

Canny gay celebration that like.

He's not good.

http://i.imgur.com/7POqO.jpg Things that are mint about this photo: The old school Sky remote, no live pausing for Pards The fact he's missed a delivery and the postcard thing is on his desk The card he's got up. The fuck is it for Boots on the cupboard Map of the British Isles. Bit random, presumably will be replaced by a map of Europe soon. Blatantly a phone unit behind him, still uses mobile. Wires are for pricks. Tiny bottles on cupboard. Neil Diamond biography?! Piers Morgan biography?!

Would've been soft as fuck, though.

Is this ball filled with helium?

Needs to work on his diving, the lad.

Didn't Kaka used to be good?

I always think this too but I see your Thomas Muller and raise you a Boris Becker. Fuck. There's a few young players in the Bundesliga who have like ginger complexion and the brightest blonde hair, looks ridiculously German but I can't think what any of them are called. Fritz Hitler?

Alongso, more like.

Still a lot of pace, tbf, not like some ETs I've seen.

Somehow, in my mind Schweinsteiger is still, like, 17 years old.

There's no such thing as a harsh yellow card for Arjen Robben, tbh.

Absolutely nowt between these sides, tbh.

Ref's nuts.

Did really well to get that anywhere near on target, tbh.

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/8169/62172442.jpg

Jack Dee's got a bit of a Beadle hand gannin' on there.