Keefaz

Might have to be patient. They've got a million players behind the ball.

Cos he's fucking baals

Swiss look dead average. Not sure how much of that is down to us.

They've got an extra man on our left. Just don't seem to have noticed.

Def handball

Swiss closing down so quick

Saka our best player all tournament

So easy for Switzerland that

Kane is genuinely better playing deeper. Can pick a pass, good vision.

If Sommer walks into that patch of sunlight, 10,000 people will be blinded

Look alright. Not sure how brilliant we are under attack.

Running like in a dream

Remember that formation where Beckham played as quarterback? Bit weird.

The image of him sat on his arse in the middle of the huddle being attended to by two masseurs brought to mind the last days of the Roman Empire. Emperor Nero getting it off two young boys while surrounded by senators and toadies. Enjoyed Lineker's quip when Rio(?) said something like 'Never seen that before: a masseur on each leg' and he shot back, 'Just be glad there's not a third one'.

Physically, Ronaldo can still play the game, he can sprint and jump. But he's turned into such a selfish fucker, he's useless.

Game was absolute nobs. Des Champs is utterly horrid.

Christ, if any of these players could finish

Ronaldo looks insane. He'd be a brilliant serial killer.

You know that Zidane movie where the camera just follows him around the pitch? If they did the same with Ronaldo, it'd be 85mins of him stamping his feet.

I mean, understandably

Genuinely think players are ignoring Ronaldo

Playing with Ronaldo must be bloody horrible

Why aren't France in bleu?

Kroos should've collected enough cards to be sent off twice