toontownman

Top trolling. Not actually trolling there - an obvious parody of the absolute degenerates in our fan base who've been itching to throw him under the bus. Now I am confused which post is trolling more.

A tactical change?? Switch ASM and hope we come back into the game.

"Newcastle not short of strikers this season." "Abundance of veritable riches" Clearly .

He was onside you absolute weapon Lets assume you are right. No fucking chance the 1st decision was a penalty, and surely we should have had penalty for handball going by previous decisions? I dunno, the first penalty is pretty stonewall. Does the other one even hit the Brighton players arm. It is certainly not even close to being as obvious with contact as the manure one.

ASM is done.

We will win this.

Sign son of lamptey lol

He is but that's legal in the rules.

Going well.

Callum Chambers the fall back from Holding reportedly.

I would take him in a shot given dummetts injury problems. No more manquillo at LB. Dont see his place being justified now we have lewis and fraser though. He also will want to be playing where he ends up. So pretty unlikely even if brucie is a fan and we were linked to him earlier in the summer.

Lee Ryder already poo pooing it?

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-8741569/Newcastle-brink-250-000-deal-21-year-old-Peru-playmaker-Rodrigo-Vilca.html Is the answer apparently. Wont likely ever line up for us by the sounds of that article lol. Underwhelming as expected!

Would be a good shout except he just moved to Atlético-MG in June for 2m. Doesn't mean there hasn't been some shenanigans and they are making a shady profit selling him to us. Quite a price drop from 10.7m to 2m in a season though.

Could see him at Vancouver. He has mentioned he is fearful about returning to the States. That might be a decent move for him and the Whitecaps need all the help they can get. The free transfer would likely be the only way MLS clubs would justify the wages he would demand.

Considering his ability to play higher up the field and even in the middle of the park, as much as he hates that. I really wish we would try and pick him up. I am imagining he is too much of a liability fitness wise. That is the only logical explanation right?

This is the kind of competition we need. Longstaff's been poor as has Ritchie. But Yedlin and Krafth have gone one better and been absolutely dreadful. He looks better in almirons spot

Manquillo is the Dummett of the right side. Maybe a bit harsh, but it's more of compliment to Dummett than put down for Manquillo. Both are pretty dependable but not top level, first class modern fullbacks. Both probably get a bit too much stick on here sometimes. Manquillo has been great the past year and a bit. A quality upgrade like Lewis would be fantastic though. Manquillo and Dummett are great backups. Why the hell we bought Krafth is anyones guess. Maybe we can upgrade next summer. If only we could grab Aarons to join Lewis. We could give them Krafth in exchange? Thought not.

Thought Krafth looked better towards the end of the season. Guess we will find out tomorrow!

Dummett. 6 year extension.

Sigh. I know. But it was Wales gain while it lasted.

https://www.hammers.news/club-news/opinion-newcastles-62-capped-international-bruce-wants-to-sell-is-ideal-for-west-ham/ Okay?

SSN had it as their main PL headline today. BBC for example have nothing on it at all. To be fair BBC are dealing with their own problems after axing Sue Barker, Tufnell and Dawson from Question of Sport. The outrage is real.

If everyone on "the list" goes out we will be 2 spaces short of the 25 man roster (not counting Shortstaff), so I would expect another loan at least. I think its definitely shit or get of the pan time with Murphy. If they are unsure I would keep him until January. Atsu got games last year, so I would assume Jacob would get the odd appearance. Ideally we could get someone that could plan in DM and CB as well as another pacey striker option.