Bad Mongo

Now now, I know Newcastle supporters aren't supposed to be educated people, but even we can count to one.

Ouch. That's almost as bad as Oasis.

Braaten wasn't very good in today's game, thankfully. bluecool.gif Skjelbreid is still young, and will only get better. He's a huge talent. I'd add Chinedu Ogbuke to your list. [edit: Just felt like changing my avatar.]

Excellent article.

First-half diagnosis? Shocking. Second-half diagnosis? Worse. Full-time diagnosis? Roeder should resign. Star man for United? Tough one. James Milner? Worst United player? None. The team was worse than the sum of the individuals. Opposition comment? Not premiership standard. Toon-pros? I think Roeder will resign. I would have done so in his situation. Toon-cons? Maybe Roeder won't resign. Post-match feelings? None. I'm not capable of feeling anything that would suit such a display of gutless, clueless, talentless, goalless, etc. whatever.

To be fair, we looked like scoring at least three goals, but magically didn't. I'm not too unhappy with the performance, we'd win seven out of ten games with that sort of domination and number of chances. The only negative, apart from the lack of goals, was Roeder's non-existant response to Charlton's change of formation.

Impossible to say, really. If they have found out what's wrong with him, and if he gets the correct treatment and doesn't do anything wrong, he can last until he's 34 or so. Then again, even if he never gets another hamstring strain, he'll probably break a metatarsal or something. Injuries are impossible to predict.

At least Wikipedia claims he's a forward. He's also quite tall. There we have our target man, for when Ameobi is injured.