Bad Mongo

So, apart from everyone going off on a gif posting frenzy, has anything happened the last few hours?

he put on training kit

Thanks. That explains everything.

So, apart from everyone going off on a gif posting frenzy, has anything happened the last few hours?

Oh my, Smith.

Smith is bad luck.

Nooooooo.

Ameobi has to go.  and if you think you're being funny or cute or ironic by saying shit like "lol I can't imagine newcastle without shola" then you need to go too.

Ameobi is the one constant in the universe. Imagine, for instance, the speed of light without Ameobi's lethargic stroll as a comparison: it would warp the very space-time continuum.

12th.

If only glassing was allowed in the UFC.

I might be barking mad but I think Ashley has a different gameplan now, don't know what changed his mind but I think he'd like to see us get into Europe. Top 6 is his aim.

Barking mad seems accurate enough.

 

Nice. I'm not authoritarian at all, but Barton is a proven mental case who NUFC stood by when they should/could have sacked him on the spot.

Wrong.

Should boot Barton out just for tweeting that TBH. The club make mistakes, but he's still employed by them and needs to act with a bit of class and respect.

 

Nobody is bigger than NUFC.

I never quite get used to how authoritarian you English are.

Joey7Barton Joseph Barton

Great player, leader, captain, person, trainer and mostly a friend for life. Devastated to see him SOLD! #mejoseandjonasnext

 

 

What an unbelievable tit. 

 

He wants to leave for free, Jose wants to leave as well, more to do with them than the club.

Right. It's not the club's fault that the best players want to leave. It's not the club's fault that they're selling their best players. It's not the club's fault that they'll never ever progress.

Ashley showed with Hughton that he has a ruthless streak. If it leads to success, we won't be complaining.

Too bad that 'success' in Ashley's terms only means more free advertising for SportsDirect.com.

Amazing the over-reaction yet again like.

 

The number of systems, first XIs, etc. I've seen on here for next season, can't recall many including Nolan's name.

 

We've got 10 weeks to sign another central-midfielder to replace him. Panic....

He's the club captain and the only player with leadership abilities. Great move, like replacing an ageing Gary Speed with Nicky Butt.

He'll regret leaving. No idea why just can feel it. Like all the other guys who have bailed on the club. Given, Oba, Owen, Habib Beye, Bassong have all argubly done fuck all since they left and got shitter or are in worse situations now that they were with us.

Owen? He just won a medal for doing what he loves. Which is fuck all, admittedly, but he seems happy enough. Duff also seems to be better off.

Because Shearer knew what many have forgot.

 

Barton is a scumbag.  It's embarrassing that he is a Newcastle player.  When he got sent off at Anfield I wanted rid and havnt changed my mind.  Watch him be a twat this season for not getting his contract.

 

 

Boo-hoo. So Barton was sent off at Anfield. He also punched someone and got a suspension. And in a country that can't quite decide whether Oliver Cromwell was a hero or a right bastard, that's enough to maintain a reputation worse than Hitler's.

To be fair to Shola, he really is the incarnation of the club's spirit: a bungling disaster that sometimes somehow gets your hopes up; a great inspiration for bipolar disorder in any fan. If you hate Shola, you also hate Newcastle United.

Unless we get crazy money (circa £15m+) early in the window, I'd make him honour his contract personally.

 

Also, I wouldn't sell him to a Premiership rival (again, unless crazy money enters the equation early in the window).

My bet is that the exact opposite will happen: The club will buy a couple of players when the window opens, to signal ambition to potential season ticket holders, and then sell Jose in August.

Wait, does this mean that it's now illegal to write that [redacted] scores?

My point exactly. Just wanted to post it in the right thread.

Avram Grant has been sacked.

Taylor! Hahaha!

What a rubbish game.

Ireland you clown..

Just wrongfooted. Adequate pass and good positioning.

Some spectacularly bad defending here.