Sima

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00796/gary-Glitter_796955c.jpg

What context what this used in? Fucking tramp that he is.

Hart is a bit of a beast. Weirdly I've never really rated him.

Epic defending by Carroll

Kompany was like a Redwood there

Fucking hell Silva

Milner with the faceplant

Carroll Can't wait for the highlights package from this game.

Contrast Skrtel with Colo yesterday. Soft shite.

Given

McLeish saying that Given was the first one to hear in his squad, got a call from Shearer. Crazy when you think there are players playing today that were great friends of his and lined up alongside him

Fucking Hell RIP. Top, top man and an excellent servant for us and many other teams.

Won't look good when his appeal comes around. Unlucky Wazza

Mackems now nominating Hiddink as well as Benitez and Ancelotti for a replacement

Relax lads, their season hasn't started yet but if they keep plugging away they'll get a bit of luck

Sunderland

Fuck off you odious pricks.

Booed off

Christ.

Aarrrgh whats happening? River arrid.

McManatwat wanking in the commentary box.

Jesus wept.

Shit.