Sima

That's his one for the season then.

Keeper's pet lip

Wew pen.

Nowt wrong with that.

Sammys touch

Smashed up a train again on the way back from Hartlepool.

Papiss would have buried that

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Patrick Kluivert - 5 Goals Sunderland - 5 Goals

Alan Shearer - 260 Sunderland - 214

Fucking mental being so Blasé about Demba leaving.

Hello Geezers ffs. Cringeworthy cockney cunts.

We finished fifth, we'll be given five minutes at best

I despise this "I think the would be good enough for the Premiership" bollocks. Especially about someone that is of the standard that Hulk is

Garth Crooks, man

Brazil casually bring Pato on Team GB bring on a West Brom defender

This is supposed to be an exhibition match, AN EXHIBITION!

Generic foreign goalkeeper poor on crosses comment.

Too fucking easy.

I get the impression Pearce and Bright are wondering where the likes of Cafu, Ronaldinho and Kaka are Who are these nobodies ffs (except for Neymar)

THAT'S RACIST! Quit your whining cracker.

Has Danny Rose rubbed his head in some dog shit?

Excellent defending.

Team GB is a shit name by the way, just call them Britain ffs.