Sima

Going to Spew when Chan scores.

Thank fuck.

Tindall booked for that

How did he get through from a goal kick? Rancid.

Can’t trust a man that looks like Steve Wraith. Sorry, Paul.

Bring back Longstaff.

Surely that's stopping the ball getting through to Bruno and Tonali?

Isak off

Me neither.

He'll never be truly elite because he's slow as fuck.

I'd bring Kelly on for Burn too. All well and good having that "Newcastle fan" core, but the three on the pitch are the weakest in the XI.

Longstaff is utter shit defensively too. Always a yard behind anticipation-wise.

Treble.

So shit, man. Howe and his favourites.

Book that cunt if he’s going to foul continuously.

Pope needs to fucking chill.

Joe everywhere so far.

Blue shorts look gunk.

Wonder if they'll bump the post-match interviews to the red button like our game v Bournemouth?

Will be an honour to see 3 of them on sixty minutes being a goal down.

Same right hand side as Bournemouth which was worse than shite.

Cunt is booking everyone.

Running towards the incident and then stopping. Comedy.

Thank fuck Drury isn’t on our game.

It’s all Jesper Gronkjaer’s fault.