Sima

Almiron.

RIP Jamaal.

What a miserable bald bastard.

I'm carrying Wood right now after reading Ando's post on the transfer thread tbf.

Choudhury. At last.

Always thought Hwang looked alreet. Shows what I know.

Wonder if RTG are arsed about handing money over to Qatar-owned PSG.

All they wanna do is criticise.

Cheers, Pearsinho.

And we all know where that cunt ended up. Coincidence? I think not.

Brad Friedel in 1994.

Can't remember Albert at Fulham at all. Was he there when Keegan was?

And Botman.

See if Pacqueta plays for West Ham tomorrow. If he does, worrying.

Fucking hell referee.

Nothing to worry about, seeing as Longstaff clearly struggled with the intensity and pace of playing against Tranmere Rovers.

Jorginho’s no Shola when it comes to pens tbf.

Mowbray is decent enough for the Championship but he’s got an obvious ceiling.

Carvalho seems a bit of a cunt.

Diving for pens at 9-0 up

Shearer/Cole hold it I think. Maybe.

Cunt shouldn’t even be on the pitch.

Get well soon Krafu.

Currently out in Wallsend hunting for Johnny Decker.