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Time-honoured mackem tradition of making something up to get themselves absolutely fewmin about Newcastle United.

I see a few of them think they’ve found a loophole by saying they’re not paying but still watching. Whoppers.

Fuck you for giving me this pang of excitement. Save it for the playoffs, man.

Some day you’ll get back to signing world talents on the up.

Took him about three or four displays to think he is the arbiter of who can and can’t support Sunderland. Completely shows up his motives for doing it in the first place. Fucking moron.

Just seen it's Zidane Neyul that's been sent off

Also of "He's literally left Ben Haim for dead there".

Neither of them supported the 11th minute walk-in either, did they?

The reason SP and AO were so successful was because they were totally anonymous and not vehicles for the likes of Wraith and Hurst to get attention from. No surprise that Wraith wasn't a fan of it as he was jealous of it's success, just like the original Gallowgate Flags. Wasn't he the daffy who was going to ring the coppers on them?

"Famous Man United" getting Chelsea rejects on loan.

Aye.

Don't come for Julia or I will fight you to the death.

I reckon Alex has bought a Thatcher NFT with it.

Feel bad for Diego Carlos, awful to see that happen.

Pulisic strikes me as the type of player that needs to be playing week in-week out to show what he really can do. He's never going to get that with all of the AMs at Chelsea.

Already been decided but the RTG sages that it's nowhere near the same and is ridiculous whataboutery.

Seems that whole board was/is still outraged because I called her vinegar tits. Nowt said about their continued abuse of Amanda Staveley, Dawn Thewlis, Kendall Rowan, Holly Blades or those 4 lasses that got pictured in Newcastle in fancy dress that one time. And many more…

Scenes when it’s a straight swap for Gallagher.

Who did Alan Hansen manage?

I quite like Tuchel fwiw and he’s an incredible tactician.

How chuffed he is when he said he voted for Brexit. Thick cunt.

We’ll put that right next week when we smash them 4-0.

Souness talking absolute shite.