Sima

Zirkzee makes Rivière look like prime Drogba.

That’s honking from Fernandes

Man Utd bringing a pub player on.

That was never a corner.

Fernandez is truly shit.

Completely phoned in by Adidas.

“Ollie Watkins is ready for a move to a big club now. I mean Villa are a big club but he’s ready to take that next step to a Liverpool or a Man Utd” Get fucked Keane. The entitlement that the red cartel can just cherry pick all of the best players from their “cannon fodder”.

Nice of her to supply her BBC login via the comments page. Got a like from the other Tory too.

That period where he trolled Newcastle fans over Pardew was a dark time.

Sky desperate for controversy.

Whitey gets booked just as he is about to be subbed.

A defender that scores from corners. Sign him up.

Our DoF’s ego is out of control, now advertising on perimeter boards.

Wew.

What was Chalobah doing?

O’Neil is gone if they lose this.

Molinbew

Good finish from that angle.

Can we not sign Guehi please. He seems absolute pony.

Who was that little pervert that kept coming out of their dugout on corners? Their set piece coach?

Smith misses an open goal.

Pep exposed under even the slightest injury hardship.

2-0 Bournemouth.

Man City look absolutely shocking here.

Get fucked Havertz.