Sima

This is hilarious

Burn’s heading ability in attack is fucking wank.

Settle down, Joe.

ASM having an absolute shocker.

Fucking play on man.

Everyone on that thread and particularly the most vociferous who claim that they’d give up their support if the shoe was on the foot are complete liars. Everything they criticise us for, mainly the “thought they were the richest club world, hur hur” patter is pure projection into how they would be behaving.

Cunt claimed Botman wasn’t even in the squad last Saturday.

Transport links/nearby facilities are nowhere near good/plentiful enough.

Could Joelinton be converted to a DM? He does the dirty stuff much better than he does the forward play now. Plus, I think if we did look at a DM ultimately Joe & Bruno don't have enough goals in them for us to reach the very top.

Five minutes

Who’s this cunt with the 50p haircut?

Only team we’ve never finished above in the PL.

Blatant pen.

How has Trossard been booked for that?

Beeewwwwww

I’m just here for the Beeewwwwss at HT.

Whenever we kick to the Leazes first I always appreciate the opposition manager doing their homework on us, knowing we gain a few extra % from kicking towards there in the second half. Same as when Liverpool are made to kick towards the Kop first half and Man Utd the Stretford End.

He's wrote a fanzine now In the piece only he claims to have wrote he calls Amanda Staveley "a chancer". Would be a shame if she filed a defamation suit for the craic.

Man, fuck full-sized Hasbulla

That chance where he was six yards out and was petrified to hit it with his right, man. Ended up outside the box trying to shift It to his left.

I’ve read Chilwell will be moving to LCB.

I yearn for a vertical tifo of Shola on the bike.

Other way around. I’d swap ASM for Zaha in a heartbeat.