Sima

How to bend over without looking like we're being bent over.

Putting the ban in place is a a surefire way to root out all of the mercenary cunts in one fell swoop who would abandon their country for cash.

'Aye, we'll have a look at it' Bollocks.

Be good if they can be picked up on the mics but depending on where Sky currently are they'll cut it.

Postpone tonight's game for starters. At the minute it looks like yet again they are putting their fingers in their ears and hoping it goes away.

The Premier League are looking absolutely spineless here. But we in particular are acutely aware of that already.

Have you seen Thomas Tuchel, man? He'd have been a snivelling bootlicker in 1942.

All statements made evaporate after 24 hours and cannot be questioned after that period.

It needs a big personality to make a public statement against it or else every player and manager is going to be labelled as complicit. Klopp, Messi, Ronaldo, etc... I suspect they'll keep their whore mouths shut though.

Boris playing dress up in his high-viz again.

Sadly not.

I'm sure they'd give them special dispensation. They make the rules, after all...

He did that last year as well tbf. Nothing new. ...Argh bollocks, man.

This. They'll have the rights water-tight and not ambiguous that has led to certain teams establishing their own rights and not featuring in the likes of FM and FIFA.

The very same.

They are still spending a fortune in an attempt to secure major honours, though. They aren't midtable (which would be the relative positional decrease to us) and just content to be an also-ran.

Because Man Utd have still won trophies under the Glazers' tenure. Had Fergie been 10-15 years younger I dare say they would still be top of the tree today.

Yeah, that's where I am. Said it a few pages back. They'll bend over and accept every demand they want (including the ability to veto any takeover) and UEFA will hand over their 'legacy qualifications'

Bollocks.

Redistributed PL titles Everton - 8 Newcastle - 6 Blackburn - 3 Leeds -3 Aston Villa - 2 Leicester - 2 Southampton -1 Burnley - 1 Wolves - 1

Not good enough for them, all six want guaranteed places every year. They want their cake and to eat it.

This ends with these 15 clubs getting their guaranteed spot in the Champions League every year and an increased share of power and revenue domestically.

Aye, far more likely Dicky completely cucks for them.

Cowards.

I expect them to announce they are in discussions and them to receive absolutely zero punishment from their respective leagues or UEFA.