Sima

Nah, I'd rather they played Perth Green in a league game than us again.

Two full seasons of the so-called 'biggest team ever' in the third division not being in the automatic promotion spots

Yet call us arrogant and deluded. The level of self-awareness is incredible.

He was quite decent in the 5 months Dalglish was in charge at the end of 96/97. Mostly shite outside of that though. I don't think anyone else comes close to Shola, S Taylor and Williamson though.

This just shows they definitely can’t be trusted against Fulham.

Let’s overtake them first before having that conversation, I reckon. Can’t see us getting many out of the next 15 available tho.

Embarrassing stuff.

I like Wenger’s idea that if any part of your body is onside, it’s onside. Basically a reversal of the current rule.

Keane is going to kill Micah Richards before the season is out.

Will be coming in off the back of no wins in five. Delicious.

Interesting insight into life in the Solskjaer household there.

He was banging on about it being his birthday tomorrow in one of his shit tweets. Hope it’s his fucking last tbh.

The lift we needed.

1:20 - Is that McGeady saying his own name for the shot?

Lying shithouse.

No time for interviews, next game kicks off in nine minutes.

‘Inspired substitution’ Mackem cunt.

Thank fuck.

Geoffrey.

Didn’t know Burnley was twinned with South Park.

How many minutes then? 5?

Get Carroll on ffs. Time’s nearly up.

All of our CMs are absolute dogshit.

What the fuck is Dummett doing?

Fucking hell. Enter me, Alain.