Sima

There’s one. I wish I’d taken the double chance rather than the draw now.

What in the holy fuck was that?

Which team has 10 men here?

Aye, we’re fucking the job here.

Absolutely shit from Almiron.

We’ve been absolute shite so far here. Just asking for West Ham to get one back.

You’ll have to wait until we play the mackems again for that. Niall Quinn was the second commentator every fucking time towards the end.

Aye, nearly went for a throw in. This game is fucking class.

Pass it, man.

Going to be class watching us retreat 10 yards and sit on this for the rest of the game.

That OG. And a red as well. That’ll do.

Affirmative.

What’s the point in taking a yellow card for cynically fouling Joelinton? Cunt would do fuck all with it anyway.

ASM playing homage to Nikos Dabizas.

That shot was as weak as piss and if it hadn’t been deflected Fabianski would have collected it easily.

Fraser got injured burrowing underground.

And the sleeves.

Roman Kemp.

Fresh knives being sharpened for us again this morning. Bruce’s mate having his say as well. I didn’t know I wanted a sequel to The Dissident until now.

They claim to be bigger than both of them. Remember - Newcastle fans ‘deluded’.

What a horrific end to probably what was at one point the most popular sports shop in Newcastle. The one in Eldon Square at the Northumberland Street entrance used to always be rammed. Then it went to Monument Mall and was just as busy. Another sign of this cunt ripping the culture out of the club.

Fucking joke, Bayern here.

We're shit in them? I'd rather avoid games we're shit in tbf. Granted this does narrow the fixture list to probably absolute zero. Like mentioned elsewhere if we played these cunts at home tomorrow with the sentient enema in the dugout we'd play for the draw.

While a decent day on the drink is good around them, the whole game you're a bag of nerves and we're usually shit in them.

Wild decision. Game is fucked.