Sima

If we don’t get top four next season I won’t begrudge him leaving at all.

Some finish.

Thick FK to give away.

Shoot straight away, you silly cunt.

Fucking love Chiesa, man. Italy immediately looking more dangerous now he’s on the pitch.

Modric Go on lad.

Donnarruma fewmin. Two class saves (particularly the second)

“Plucky Scotland” They’ve been nothing short of an embarrassment all tournament.

The lad on the right looked off, mind.

Scenes

These are an absolute disgrace.

Stuart Armstrong is an abomination of a footballer.

There’s always one of them currently in the airport. At any time.

Looks like Lukaku flicks it on. Nevermind - He didn’t even jump and a Romania player flicks it on. But it wasn’t a GK.

Eh? Looks about a foot or so off.

Looked onside to me.

Doku is absolute pony.

Looks like Belgium have had a rocket fired under them.

Jaunty-angled nonce. Been a running joke in my WhatsApp groups for years.

Eddie Howe’s Brexit Mags

Hope you’re right but this recalibrating of targets doesn’t inspire much confidence.

Signing Trafford, Kelly and Calvert-Lewin would be an underwhelming window for a team in the bottom half, never mind one that was in the Champions League last season.

It’s seems logical that Villa are buying Maatsen at a higher value, giving Chelsea the cash to buy one of their kids.

Calvert-Lewin is shite. And a crock.

WC2014 will always have Brazil 1-7 Germany