Sima

Friedel had a trial with us but couldn’t get a WP.

Absolute drivel.

Mackems score in the 106th minute or something.

Another 90 minutes of "Fletch & Macca" licking Liverpool's hoop.

7pm on Black Friday

Tony Meola still in nets for the Mutant Ninja Turtles?

Poor choice in Efan Ekoku. Could have got Shola.

Cameroon or Ghana, too.

Aye, would be class.

Daily Mail readers fizzing at the slit.

Big fan of Pearce's tourettes.

Scenes when we get knocked out by Qatar in the second round.

Typically a mag is sportwashed, marra.

Get on with it, cunts.

South Shields could do with a bomb or two being dropped on it tbf. I can see why they are desperate to link it.

Fender needs to do a gig at SJP. I’d imagine it’s already been discussed, mind.

Funny exchange over there earlier today Mackem: It would be okay if one of them was honest and said they don’t really give a shit about the HR abuses and want PIF to spend loads of money on the team. Newcastle fan comes on and mostly obliges saying how we can’t control who owns us and we just want what’s best for the team. Pile-on commences.

Defoe pulling a 'Lewis Grabban' is canny funny, like.

Captain Red over there dishing out truth bombs.

They had Zenden, too.

Bridges in a 4-3-3?

Chopra.

I reckon we could put out 4 XIs who would beat their best.