Sima

These 'signing' videos this summer have been lifting.

Should have hoofed it instead, none of this Carlos Kickaball shit. 1/10.

'Shit Paul Pogba'

HAVE THAT YOU FUCKING CUNTS!

Sick of this season already.

Should do wonders for their squad morale

Mint, Storage Hunters with fat Jimmy Carr.

Imagine our crowd when that would be going on, man. I think I'd hear less groans on a 70's porn anthology.

Could be 1 or 2 out but having 100 seats available of a 364 seat block (27.4%) doesn't strike me as 'very limited'. I'd class very limited as under 10% but maybe that is just me.

Imagine if we'd got anywhere near bottom end of 40K last season, man. These weirdos would have been tugging away for months.

Seems they have a back of the shirt sponsor. https://www.safc.com/news/club-news/2017/august/utilita-strike-up-safc-partnership And their trustpilot review https://uk.trustpilot.com/review/www.utilita.co.uk Fucking amateurs.

Presumably would be the same if they rocked up against Linfield or The New Saints. Champions League marra.

Janey is as bitter on twitter as she is on the shortbus tbf. At least she's consistent.

Life. Just life.

Wonder what the fee is? If it's under £10m I'm going to be furious.

'Hewlioh'

Must be today's 'comfort blanket' thread. Don't worry that we got dicked 5-0 at home by Celtic's reserves at the weekend what about those mags who sometimes call players by their first name. That's the real issue here.

SHAMBLES!

Which one? How many Lomana Lualua's do you know? Kazenga? Lomana? (spelling?) Come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego...

'The strangest things'

That's still a weird one though. Leicester would demand a very high price for him and he's really not that good. They could bolster their homegrown players by buying someone much better and much cheaper than Drinkwater. http://www.themag.co.uk/assets/jack-colback-close-up-2015-newcastle-united-nufc-650x400.jpg

NERTD

Depends if you have scored against the mags marra.

'Let's do it right'

That SF tweet reads like bollocks tbf. Is Defoe included in these 'black players'?