Sima

Fuck. That would have been incredible. Pique rinsed.

Chica.

Some have the same numbers as their club number (Costa, Silva, Pique)

Their numbers through their whole national careers?

Did you see any dogs in prams?

Definitely the shittest game so far.

Dat cross from Cavani

Just showed his dive again on MOTD.

Not a single half-decent keeper in Saudi Arabia.

Just when you're slightly warming to him there's a bit of shithousery.

BBC tackling this head on in the sport section of the website. Whether they’re lining up to punt him or not is yet to be seen.

I bet Darren Dixon doesn’t have such forthright views on the likes of Hayley McQueen on Sky Sports News. He’ll have no issue with that I’d wager.

Milan linked. I'd go there if I were him.

That's one long pregnancy.

Hells teeth. Aye, I’m watching on UHD and I’m miles behind.

Aye, it’s not sad for the rest of the Egypt squad. Just Salah. Fuck off Jonathan.

Nice goal.

gifworthy from Cisse.

Pardewed.

What in the holy fuck.

Poor Chesney.

https://www.theguardian.com/football/ng-interactive/2018/jun/19/david-squires-on-england-var-and-the-rest-of-world-cup-2018-so-far That Low Day of the Dead mask is terrifying.

Very good news. I’ll definitely look into getting tickets for that.

I thought the whole jeans half-way down your arse thing died in 2008

Get a massive magnet and pull him out of his goal ffs.