Sima

Aarons for Perez.

The Chancellor chanelling Hollywood Hogan.

Glad this isn't 3D, Anita would have been sitting on my coffee table.

.........

Nah Sissoko is gassed.

Ginger prick.

Tiote rolling back the years.

Nearly cum.

Fuck off referee.

Aguero wraps his leg around, you fucking goon.

Good save.

Would have scored if Kevin Pressman was in nets.

I followed through there.

Decent idea, Ayoze was in acres.

Wonder if Henry is going to Bambu later?

Laughing. Of course.

Bring back McClaren's fridge magnets imo.

Bald Asshole.

I'd half fancy Andy Carroll on a ball like that but not someone as weak as Cisse.

Sissoko jumping like he's in a fucking line out.

Found your flag, have you? Fucking old cahnt.

Aye, total bollocks. Didn't even go through the defenders legs like he was fucking claiming. Man City clear offside - Fast free kick Newcastle good finish - Bit of luck. Fuck off and die, man.

Not a hard pass Moussa.

Hot fuck.

Evans on Mitrovic at West Brom springs to mind. Fucking rugby tackled him.