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Toure v Mackems at Wembley Flanagan OG v Charlton Terry’s penalty miss v Man Utd in the CL final.

Safe in the knowledge that PIF will stuff their pockets full of money when they are surplus to requirements. “They played for a top six team so they must be good”

This is a derby, aye? Atmosphere is rancid.

Ffs.

Stupid tackle on a yellow.

Would be a cause for optimism if they hadn’t just bought the best striker in the world.

“He hates fucking Sunlun” has always been part of that chant.

U wot m8?

Let’s not get carried away.

I was in the 93:20 Lounge for our game down there last season. It's just a cleaner Bar 1892. Four grand

It’s criminal that in all this Owen chat no one has mentioned that time he got caught ratting. ”Are those falsies?”

Should we just build the ground in Dundee instead, where our real support is?

Those t-shirts at £21.99 on the top image will be £70 for the re-release.

Any hot rock burns in it?

Don’t do it to yourself lads, we’re not getting a new ground.

Sergio Tacheeyney like Jackareeyney wears

*Paedo

The likes on Isak’s Instagram post about joining Liverpool.

Aye, you can fuck off as well.

One of the Micks looked like Napoleon Dynamite.

Absolutely no chance he plays for Liverpool up here for at least three seasons. He'll have forced a move to somewhere else by then.

Only one I've got.

I'm working away this week and I really want to go down to the bar for a drink but like fuck am I putting myself in front of Sky Sports News.