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Going to be laughs if he’s on Tuesday night.

Dave Jones must have got word in his ear to stir up more controversy. Mackem wanker.

Hinchcliffe with a clown comment immediately. Lukic stepped across into Delap’s path.

Was that Iniesta goal 2009? One of my favourite non-NUFC football moments.

The tickets I get are NFC (iOS). But the last I understand Android use barcodes. This would be uniformed with a definitive app, however. I’d imagine you’d need to fall back to barcodes on all to include phones that don’t have NFC technology. Again, all obstacles that can be overcome. The only downloading once thing is a good idea in principle as our current setup is a tout’s dream in so much as you could forward the same email with the web link on to 100 people but again it does have its pitfalls. Maybe you have to log into a portal before you can access the ticket API to download it? These things can all be navigated but you do have to allow for multiple scenarios. PL - If you’re watching, I’ll be your Ticketing Csar. My fee? Removing all PSR restrictions. Call me.

So are they barcodes/QR codes? Bit in bold - Good shout, make it a condition of entering the league. Similar to having VAR facilities. Of course you’re then at the mercy of mobile network bandwidth and the potential shitshow that is coverage when there are so many devices concentrated in a single location. This could be mitigated however by the checking technology having failsafes.

How do digital tickets work these days for away games? Not being a ST holder I’m unsure as to whether it is different per game or not. But yes, you would need compliant technology. Not too high of a cost if the want to police it correctly.

Create a "Ticket" app. Tickets live in there instead of your wallet. NFC code refreshes periodically (for example every 15 minutes) You have to be logged into the account of the ticket holder (once you log in on one device, all other devices are logged out) Sorted.

“Varcastle” They’re so utterly fucking witless. Surely it’s Newvarstle.

Odegaard can’t even hockle properly.

Handful went on sale before 22/23.

Martinelli is such a little bitch.

The red cartel all having ex-players co-commentating on them on Sky. Nothing to see here…

Brighton - Big 6 cucks so get the odd decision like that.

Headbutted him. Not sure what is different between that and Kulu, mind.

Brighton cucking themselves again

“Deflect, deflect, deflect” Completely ignoring that they deflect onto faux outrage about 30 minutes post final whistle after every win. ”I don’t think it was a handball at all” ”What is your opinion on your owners murdering people? You’re so immoral.” Boring cunts.

“Please call in for content, Newcastle fans”

I’d love to ask Madley how he saw fit to add on extra time today and not against Liverpool. Zero questioning/accountability on it.

“Rico Lewis Shot Speed 36mph” Get in the bin, Man City.

That’s the one. Definite backpass.

Never a free kick in a million years on Akanji there.

Spence? Definitely.

Lucky cunts.

Villa 2-0 Leicester Bournemouth 1-1 Everton Palace 2-2 Chelsea Man City 3-1 West Ham Southampton 1-1 Brentford Brighton 1-2 Arsenal Fulham 2-0 Ipswich Liverpool 5-1 Man Utd Wolves 1-0 Forest