Sima

Captain Jack. Obvs.

There's only so much coon a man can take. I'm not sure if Sterling is up to it.

Jozy.

Oh look, another attacking winger to maybe rot on Chelsea's bench.

Poor bloke.

He'll do very well to better than the last incumbent of that shirt. I wish him all of the luck in the world.

Howling at McClaren flicking the Vs to our new £15m signing. What a life.

Malcolm Crosby. Former Sunderland manager.

Same. Anita, Wijnaldum and de Jong pls.

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He'll get in ahead of Anita. He shouldn't, but he will.

Missing Colback ©.

I think ideally we need a LB as well. If only we didn't give away an international left back and an international centre half last season.

Title change to Jack Colback © please.

Aye, big sign that he is a part of McClaren's plans.

lol small koks.

Such a wank team selection. This cunt been sacked yet?

I'd let you mot my wife....

That transfer is a fucking disgrace.

Christ When Pardew's tactics get to stick

He does know he's got to get past the Shoe Council before he signs his contract, right?

Least he looks marginally happier than Anelka holding that West Brom shirt.

McClaren talks a good game but the rest of it is a complete waste of fucking time. Especially the 'don't dwell on the past' bullshit.