Sima

Better from Juve.

That's shit from Tevez.

Vidal, man.

What a save.

That touch from Alves, man.

Fuck. So easy.

Mascherano soiling himself. Pards was right.

wut.

Good job there's no chance if that here then.

Nope. It's proper weird.

Surely something comes of South Korea's journey to the semis in 2002. That was rigged to fuck.

What a bunch of desperate creeps. The sheer need to be noticed...

Can't wait for it to come out that FIFA bunged Ashley £500m to make our lives a fucking misery.

Great short term appointment for me - I can see him bringing in Cocu to take over in a year too If that happens.

Wonder how much they're paying him considering Man City were offering him £160K.

It looks like Colback is wearing a tux as well, obviously a massive occasion for him.

Of course he was.

I wonder what administrative fuck-up we will make this time.

Spineless, spotty, ugly cunt of a man. Get fucked.

He will have had a medical when he signed for them surely? They haven't got a fucking leg to stand on.

Mike Ashley Lies ‏@MikeAshleyLies 1h1 hour ago Look forward to the audio being released via nufc tv. Anthony Marshall ‏@antmarshallNUFC @MikeAshleyLies That would be impossible, given the age/style of dictaphone. However, feel free to come to the office to listen to it. I've got pictures of me bucking Emma Stone. Don't know how to upload though, soz.

Imagine the state it will be in after the weekend, man.

Newcastle will give him the tools for himself and the club to be successful. He will have plenty of good players with millions to spend this summer. We also give him a platform to manage one of the best teams in England. This along with million other reasons will make us an attractive option for him and great tools to deliver and make him one of the best managers in the future. http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/05/01/article-2137847-12C2BB42000005DC-433_468x309.jpg These three cunts are tools that he will be given. Like trying to play Snooker with a piece of rope.