Sima

I hope he necks on with a falling lighting rig.

Like that Swansea kit.

I think our mong support would beg Ashley to stay should we fluke our way to a trophy. He knows this as well.

This bloke is an absolute fucking weasel.

Aye, I'd put the video up but I'm on my phone.

Stifler just opened a can of dumbass on this thread

I fucking hate life, me. If this cunt of an opinion pollutes the earth it's absolutely worthless.

What a fucking disgrace this is. I mean, howay.

This cunt been appointed yet? I've got my strides around my ankles in anticipation.

Oh well, we tried.

Mad bastard, robbed of an Iniesta and Xavi swan song.

Xavi to do a Gerrard against Man Utd.

wtf is Marchisio doing? He has to chase that down.

I hope Dani Alves' next shit is a Hedgehog.

Fuck off Alves.

Fuck off.

I'll probably blow my load if Pirlo scored the winner.

Fucking pen.

Imagine just how many times that must've been said. Context, man. Barmy night in Berlin?

Needs to be hitting the target there.

YAS.

Sexual football.

What did 'Get in' say?

Fuck have they done now?

Mad bastard.