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Sima

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  1. Can't score from two yards out, nearly scores with a bicycle kick.
  2. That's new narrative then. 'Haven't won anything for over 40 years, Ashley's only been here for 8. Not his fault'
  3. That's the underlying message. He should have just said 'you mugs, I'm going nowhere whatever the fuck happens'
  4. Carragher asking the only decent question.
  5. Fuck off, absolute fucking drivel.
  6. This cunt gives an interview now?
  7. Sima

    John Carver

    I can see this daft cunt going full radge on Sunday if fans have a go at him should we be relegated. I'd love to see someone stick a nut on him.
  8. Sima

    Sunderland

    Their biggest success imaginable would be our relegation - sad, bitter and obsessed t***s who have more topics on us than they do their own team. Pathetic thing is it's not just the message board SMBs either it's the vast overall majority who are more concerned with us than their own team. It's mental like. My mackem mate is constantly comparing everything Sunderland, with us. Every player they sign he's straight onto "He's better than anything you have in that position". Instead of being happy he might be an upgrade on what they already have in their squad. Like, when we signed Cabaye I was happy he was an upgrade on Nolan, for the simple fact he could actually run. But I didn't think "Better that Catts like". It's everything the city, the airport, the quayside, the bars and not only the football. I've never known any mackem who is not bitter or obsessed about all things to do with Newcastle - the most pathetic and sad set of pricks going and it's not the minority either it's every SMB f***er. Can honestly say I'm not obsessed with all things Newcastle. I lived there for three years, I enjoy going out on the drink there. I went to University there. I wouldn't say I was obsessed though. Me neither. I love going to Newcastle especially with my kids, it's a great city. As is Manchester, Leeds, Liverpool, London etc. Can you two please just pack it in with being so reasonable and nice when we're all trying to be pissed off with you for being safe from relegation?!? Get into character for God's sake!! As good as it is to have a couple of decent Mackems on here, neither of them have experienced a single derby defeat while registered, which is the fundamental test of a mackem's mettle. Not that I'm saying they'll definitely go full retard as they both seem decent posters.
  9. Nah, that's another Puma abortion in my eyes.
  10. What a bantersaurus rex, I bet he stops the bus on the way to Wembley to get a cheeky nandos. I hope his bus fucking explodes tbh.
  11. Sima

    Steve McClaren

    Come on, McClaren is clearly allergic to any kind of success. That's why Derby fell apart, he's Ashley's perfect stooge.
  12. Sima

    The England Thread

    The England squad is pure wank these days like.
  13. Sima

    Steve McClaren

    http://cdn.meme.am/instances/500x/47181165.jpg
  14. Imagine Swansea turning their nose up at the Europa League, man. I despise what this league has become.
  15. You won't be saying that when the blob concedes the 4th at MK Dons in November.
  16. Probably a standard requirement to focus on the Puma brand. Don't get your hopes up.
  17. Lukaku just stood there gazing at that stepping stone back to an elite club.
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