Sima

Urgh.

Oh jesus, he's mentioned John and Liam. It's not Sir Bobby and Gary Speed anymore.

Jonas

'Stand up if you love the toon' Aye, 9 defeats in 11. Love that shit.

Ashley clapping his bank balance.

wtf? Vurn?

Fucking Jonas. Immense, I'm so happy for him.

OMFG.

That is fucking ludicrous.

You fucking kidding me?

18/1. Shite. You can get 28/1 for us to be relegated btw.

For. FUCKS SAKE.

This. I'm off to Bet365 to find the odds on him scoring the next goal.

What a cunt Fellaini is.

He's the absolute double of Rob Lee.

Banworthy imo.

Get Ayoze on.

What a save from Valdes.

On our bench.

Vurn

I'd like to stay in the Prem. Let's win something asap so he can leave. Can we enter the Johnstone's Paint Trophy next year? Cup - Void.

Need one more. West Ham will score.

JC sucking all of my enthusiasm from the goal.

I don't know what to feel.