Sima

Bedsheets are Lowes' clothes tbf.

4 yards from goal? Pass it out to the wing.

Fuck off Sissoko.

Stop fucking hoofing it.

Why's that not going back to the keeper?

What's this cunt doing?

Fuck off Sammy.

Cisse

Send that pasty wanker off.

It's a fucking disgrace this.

Cisse is an apalling footballer.

Cisse.

Ginger cunt.

Nar.

SOMEBODY FUCKING SHOOT.

Krul

I fancy Hull to beat Man Utd next week. Kind of freak result that will happen on the final day.

Get up Colback, you useless cunt. Has there ever been a softer centre midfield?

What the fuck? No advantage there, man.

Fucking Ryan Taylor.

What the fuck?