Sima

Fletch and Sav are total AIDS.

Nope, Abeid is totally at fault there. Ridiculous to pass it back to Krul, he gave him no time to clear it.

Abeid's Newcastle career over. William Wallace hangs him out to dry at the best of times.

Ace defending.

That's another yellow.

Obertan.....

Stone telling Gouffran to stay away from the ball as you're more dangerous without possession.

It was a shocking tackle tbf. Cisse ffs

Jonas as a fake LB

Our offside 'trap' scares the living shit out of me.

Save.

What a fucking carthorse Rivière is.

BT Sport are mainly made up of the ESPN cunts that got Cabaye banned against Brighton

That bench is horrific.

2 up front against Man Utd? Proper Rambo shit.

That pizza is ban-worthy. Have a fucking word.

Aye, any sport that has competitions in that field that are generally held with more prestige than their Olympic equivalent shouldn't be in the Olympics.

They don't give a fuck man, we're the also rans. We don't matter.

What the fuck happens to the likes of Bigi and Vuckic now?

I fucking despair.

Look at his hair, man. It's like a 70's lampshade.

Has the Fish Quiz been started at Selhurst Park yet?

Fuck off.