Sima

Has Zouma been cryogenically frozen? Someone has to get that face as a smiley.

Piss off.

Wonder what Mourinho will come out with tonight to take the heat off his players.

I wonder if we get 50,000 replays of it and an suggestion of an FA investigation?

Alnwick is fucking shit.

FUCKING LOVE MOUSSA. wb PEREZ also.

'Very rarely does Gouffran see out 90 minutes' wat. Another horrific sub.

Totally deserved.

Fuck is Coloccini doing?

Christ.

Riviere is so shit.

Holy shit.

Eurgh.

They're both a set of complete cunts if that helps.

MUST PROTECT THE PRODUCT.

He was fucking useless on the last few occasions he played against them.

Thanks for ruining last night, Your Majesty. Why don't you just hurry up and fuck off.

Probably too much of a forward, pro-active move for him.

Fucking love Funkhouser. http://i.imgur.com/yQHUj.gif

I hope the hold up is that The King is missing but hopefully in The Thames with concrete boots.

Lets see if he is a man of his word and fucks off for good.

Disgusted at the thread title.