Sima

Fucking Cisse. When we want him to score he does fuck all.

Cabbie would have saved that.

Unreal

Not just Pardew though, It's Carver calling our fans cunts in front of kids and asking them for a fight and Woodman calling our fans pricks on twitter.

Thoughts? How nice it would be if you were euthanised.

MH17

What is your name Toon Army What is your name Toon Army What is your name Reek

Hope them two fat cunts that are turning their nose up choke on their lard sandwiches tonight.

WHO ARE YA!

Cunts.

Ferdinand Must be on a fortune to be an utter passenger

Look at me, we actually give a shit about cup competitions. Pathetic.

Mike Williamson and Fabricio Coloccini. Forever Faster.

Wembley. The football killer.

Stone, Carver and Coloccini. What a triumverate of fucking lidlickers.

Absolute fruit loop.

Fake?

Handball?

DAT PRESSING

I'm pretty sure Romain is just a french Ali Dia.

Pass to Ben Arfa you cunts.

Gaston Ramirez and Hatem Ben Arfa on the bench for Hull. We had Sammy Ameobi and Gabriel Obertan.

Ben Arfa confused coming on for a team that are currently level.

Moist.

GET BEN ARFA ON PARDEW. YOU CUNT