Sima

Trafford, Ekitike and Scalvini alongside Gallagher and we're title challengers.

Canny scouse accent that cunt has. Uncle fucking Fester. He's all over my TikTok, the prick.

Same cunts who picked Ross Stewart over Isak.

Need to block the username 'gunner tavern' for a bit

Get Isak on a new contract and let Ekitike go. Isak is a level above.

Aye, pair of fucking hacks. "Here we go..." Bedroom-dwelling shithouses.

Fuck the red cartel.

One of my mates is adamant he is finished. This doesn’t help things.

Looking forward to next week when the thread is just ‘Hugo Ekitike’

Just catching up with this. This just frightens me into thinking we’re selling Isak.

Hope his social accounts are found pretty quickly.

Seems this fucker is a turbo Richarlison.

Just wait until they come for Isak with their winnings.

They won't.

I heard the club are waiting on a delivery of A4 paper to print the fax out.

Set piece nonce. Despise him already.

Johnson?

Like it. Can't wait to sing it at 100mph.

Khan's London.

Delap is a right fucking mug.

The new N'Zogbia.

Does it come in fleece jacket form?

Saudis wouldn’t be interested in Nick Gonzalez at all if he hadn’t signed for Man City. Rancid.

As they’re clearly now Africa’s favourite team, shewerly they will just delay AFCON to sewt their needs.

Bet Eddie's gaff is full of old shampoo bottles.