Sima

Better rush out to get them before they sell out.

Would be even happier in the safe standing section.

Seems we were wrong all along and it wasn’t Ashley that was the main problem with Newcastle. It is Chicken Bites and Chips.

One we’re they score first, we equalise and be on top for a while. Only to lose in injury time.

What’s fucking happening, man. Flatout corruption.

Pardew’s Fish Quiz could finally be a reality.

0-4

I’d bring Karius in for the rest of the season.

?????? Enzo

JUICY

Decent touch on Jow White tbf.

Longstaff giving it away yet again.

Chelsea hairdresser needs the fucking sack.

Cucurella ever going to get fucking booked?

Longstaff again.

We’re absolutely pathetic in defence.

Schar

GET LONGSTAFF OFF MAN.

Longstaff is just Colback 2.0 at this point.

Can’t wait for Miley to come on for Willock.

Fucking hell that defending.

You either die a Woodgate or live long enough to become a Stevie T.

State of Botman, man.

RIP

How many fouls is Cucurella allowed to commit?