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They could still probably pull the plug.

Chelsea will come in and stuff the money Burnley want into their pockets.

If they'd signed a player from Arsenal, Liverpool or Man City that had exactly the same stats as Longstaff has over the past three seasons they would be pulling themselves senseless.

He's light years ahead of Zidan Neyul.

Keith disproves the “only improved because they got older” logic as he is tragically thick.

The whole place has a severe identity crisis and their collective chip on their shoulder as result is gargantuan.

Creased at Biffo the Cuck's two stabs at a joint pre-takeoverNewcastle/Sunderland XI Given Debuchy. Bould. Albert. Gray. Lee. Schwartz. Cabaye. Beardsley. Shearer. Philips. Sorenson Makin Bould Colocini Beresford Speed Lee Swartz Reyna Beardsley Shearer Also Seb Larsson and Asamoah Gyan over Rob Lee and Peter Beardsley. That's without going into Ginola replacing Cabaye in centre midfield and Johnson...

Phwoar, this is why we must have been waiting on the start of a new PSR year. EE AYE EE AYE EE AYE OH

Pls.

Is rollernonce there?

Heartbreaking news. Newly married, 3 young kids.

Heh, what an absolute shitstain.

Yes, but need anyway.

Holy moly, just seen Jonas' jacket on the behind the scenes vid

It's much better in person like from what was originally shown (as most are). Kind of gutted I left with just the shirt for the kid now. Could have easily spunked a load on a both 3rd and 3rd GK for myself. Keep my powder dry for this jacket

Yes. Picked up a shirt for my lad earlier .

Just seen some kid on Facebook wearing the kit the new third shirt was inspired by at a club event. Surely they aren’t launching that one as well tomorrow?

Hasn’t been this livid since his mobility scewter ran out of jewce.

Looks like Originals stuff in the third kit colours. That and Osula’s gear is the best imo.

1. I know it’s RTG lore that I’m every Newcastle fan on there that isn’t a total cuck to them but the truth is far more mundane.

Fucking rent free. I reckon you’re one of the regular dweebs on the Newcastle thread.

Under Ashley, definitely. Under a different owner, I don’t see why not. Just look at Everton for proof.

I’ve seen little proof of that considering the glacial pace the two main infrastructure projects are moving at.

15% ownership of Al-Nassr will be worth 5% ownership of Dunston Fed when he leaves.

Where do I get that glass framed print?