Sima

Got to protect the 'brand'. Can't be sending one of the premier players off.

Where are the mackem tombstones in the North Sea?

Does Lahm's armband say Fuhrer?

Snewker kew.

He's a total mongoloid.

Raylor and Elliott.

Drink-driving, bullshitting spunkbucket.

Quinn

Who the fuck is saying Man City are the best team in Europe, Niall?

Nasri

Fuck off City.

Just fucking shoot.

Took a deflection.

Fuck off.

Listen to Quinn, man.

Johnson handballing it again ffs.

When does Aguero do that, man?

Look at how deep these cunts are man.

It was miles away Quinn, you dafty.

That dive from Johnson ffs.

Watching Man City v Sunderland is as frustrating as getting a lapdance from Emma Stone.

Handball for fuck's sake. Another red possibly as well.

Redknapp clueless. Larsson's always at that shit, man.

Piss off Quinn.

Oh, I forgot. Fat, ugly, mackem, son who looks like a cunt. -8937898784395748979203750943758247054/10 WNB.