Sima

Fergie interview coming up on SSN apparently.

SSN plugging an interview with Fergie

No Fergie

Hmmm...Ozil seems to be on the pitch with Modric there Gareth.

Chiles with the FIFA rulebook printed out on PINK A4 for EMPHASIS!

Mourinho with the exit strategy.

Why isn't 606 on tonight?

Ferdinand to get a six-match ban please.

Lopez

Ronaldo didn't really want to score there.

Don't be bitter Clive.

I think I would have actually laughed my cock fully off if that had bounced off De Gea and went in.

Pepe getting booked

Has Pardew took charge of Madrid for the last 20 minutes? STOP SITTING SO DEEP YOU CUNTS

Pepe needs to up his game, he's been boring so far.

Ramos

Marlow coming on.

Modric bossing the game since he came on.

Ramos trolling the fans behind the goal.

Rio Ferdinand is such a cunt.

Remember Clive. Down, not across.

Goodnight. Is 606 on tonight?

BOOOM

Townsend bringing out the partisan commentary.

Real won't score here.