Sima

How much is Djourou going for? Would be an infinitely better option than Williamson and wouldn't cost the earth.

Who would be our captain should he leave? Jonas?

Maybe if we had spent that £10m in the summer we wouldn't have bought Cisse [/devil's advocate]

Dave needs to photoshop Giggs' head onto Martins'.

12 I reckon.

9.

Disgraceful abortion of a player. Ironic cult hero or not, he's fucking useless.

How the fuck did Marin not get sent off for that?

It's more the worry as to who Ashley will bring in as his replacement tbh

I'll take his starting Shola reasoning as per the game plan. But to then leave the lumbering cunt on the pitch for 96 minutes is inexcusable. If we don't get at least 5 points from the next 3 games, he should go.

x infinity.

What a joke.

Williamson just allowing Baines to waltz into the penalty box.

NO CHALLENGE

Look at Shola, man. Useless fucking oaf.

Good lord.

DANGER RANGER!

What a waste from Sammy.

We'll get caught on the break here.

SQUARE IT!

Tim Howard actually waving Anichebe on and then passes to him?

Seriously man. Neville busted wide open.

Cisse going to go postal on Pip.

Is he taking the piss?