Sima

£16m ffs. £13m at the most. It worries me that this much money is being lashed out on him, Cisse or Ba will definitely leave

Confirmed on ESPN Soccernet. 5 Year Deal.

Carroll?

Not sure if I agree with Cabaye being higher than Kaka on that top 300 list btw. That's just at first glance.

Just randomly watching the Portland v LA Galaxy match from the other day and it looks mental. Green mist everywhere and someone cutting wood with a chainsaw behind the goal

Yes, Guitar Riffs!

Could have sworn he came on against Everton [/pedantic twat]

Wew.

Another shit question, did Harper get a new contract? I thought it was expiring this summer?

Has Colo played any football yet?

Tiote

That bloke chewing on a burger when the thrown in was taken

That Santon is shite marra FTM! Eeere, is Cabbage not playing, like?

NYAH

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Liverpool :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao: :yao:

Mackems meltdown imminent

Seems fair enough.

The thing is, they get so monumentally behind a manager to the point of blind support "In Brewsey we trust, if he's good enough for Brewce, he's good enough for me" "I trust MON's judgement, he will thrive under MON" It's only when it does go tits up, they are forced to perform a massive u-turn now they have egg on their faces. This has been going on for years. The silly fuckers

ESPNSoccernet: BREAKING: PSG have announced the signing of Thiago Silva from AC Milan

Add it to the excuses North Sea. People have died. Goal line technology has been brought in.

Contract for Lee, like. I'm sure I saw him in specsavers the other day Contacts for Lee, like Geps for me, like

http://static.tumblr.com/5deuomv/TPXm08rb7/inception_meme__1_.png

Apart from the spikes and the white patch at the back it's pretty smart tbf. But it has those things, so it's fucking shite.