Sima

Get fucked man Stelling, it was boring as sin.

I wonder if Gary Neville made that noise when he ran up to the scourers that time.

Jesus wept.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Meireles out of the final now

JT's going to get away with it ffs.

wtf Alves?

I hope this puts to bed all of the BESTEST TEAM EVAR fucking drivel.

Send Cech off ffs

Book him for that like.

Barca are beat.

Just like watching fucking Swansea.

That could have easily been a red.

Get up you pig.

Get Pedro on ffs.

What a dick Valdes is.

Goal coming up here.

This is actually making me as angry as when Newcastle put in a grim performance I know, must have been ages

What? He's been stood there immobile for 20 seconds at least 5 times this game.. I was lamenting the utterly wank commentary tbh

This is bollocks.

Crowd got Cech booked ffs

Chelsea using time-wasting subs already

The longer this goes on the more nervous I get.

I think i would probably ejaculate if Lampard was given a red.

Terry is so full of shit.