Sima

Noone gives a fuck about England, Gary

8 Chelsea players in the 18 yard box ffs.

"Boswingah" coming on.

Cahill clearly enjoying the attention of Chelsea's doctor too much to get up

YELLOW FUCKING CARD

Fuck this if it's going to be the same as last week

Goal for Barca in the first 10 minutes please.

That Iniesta goal at Stamford Bridge man I thought nothing could top Terry's miss, but Iniesta's late equaliser was equally as hilarious

Buffon Zanetti Cannavaro Stam Cole Keane Vieira Ronaldo Rivaldo Giggs Shearer Henry

Mordor in the bottom half.

I assume that bet is now ready to be claimed by Neil btw

GANGSTERS KILLERS COPS and....JASON STATHAM ffs

Change in position seems to have revitalised him and made him a core member of the first XI in the process.

Driving home from my parents there and someone on Talksport called up putting him forward for the Man Utd job

Cage

Moses will probably want regular first team football wherever he goes. Might be different for a Champions League team though

Mackems are so bitter about him. Poor footballer ffs.

Definitely need cover for the ACN in January. I look at our team and I see that we are a CB to go alongside Colocinni and a new full back away from being a very good side. Depth will be an issue next season however and we need to fill the squad out and improve in certain areas of the squad.

Beautiful man, beautiful player.

Crazy

Gutted. I've got £10 on Madrid at 4/1

Pepe

Friday games are shit