Sima

Fuck off Birtles.

Tiote

Fuuuuuuuuccckkk.

Obertan

Sorry lads, my bad.

Tiote like a boss.

Gutierrez is so good at buying free kicks.

Cabaye assassinated.

Nar Birtles, you stupid cunt. Tiote is going to go RB.

SLEEPER. SLEEPER ON DEMBA BA!

I'd fine Jonas 100 weeks wages for that like.

That's what you get from Pardew phoning Stone should have just claimed he was going into a tunnel.

Perch just kicked Snodgrass' leg clean off.

Ben Arfa taking the piss.

King Shola.

HBA

I'm actually raging at that like. Absolutely moronic.

Fucking abysmal that like.

Fucking hell. Just place it man.

Cisse?

IT WORKED! Kind of...

Taylor

Diving header? From there?

Fucking Ben Arfa man.