Sima

Ramos. What a dick

Tyldsley clearly been listening to his R. Kelly tapes on the way to the ground.

I'm sure Townsend's sentiments would be exactly the same if an English team had suffered that handball at the hands of a foreign official.

what? Is it still 0-0.

HOW?

Papiss Demba Benzema.

Has Alonso always been this much of a twat?

What a save.

Fuck me, Lolwandowski

Clive Tyldsley's face is sickening.

Madrid cunting it up to the max.

If only they had Moke.

Advantage rule not in effect?

Pen?

Fuck off Ramos.

There's a refereeing calamity in this game. I wonder what the odds are on a Dortmund red?

Where is the media-whoring fascist now?

Sagna should be off. Koscielny not even being booked for that tackle on Jones? Dowd is a proper fucking knacker.

You won't have to imagine it in 13 days time tbf

Gary Neville must have put two stone on in the last two weeks. Right fat little fucker now,

I've got a horrible feeling it will be Neil Lennon. Imagine that