spizz energi

Even his team mates have tried to force his neck back down into his body "You hold him, I'll push" http://www.thuerauer.at/images/Maierhofer.jpg

"Bread & butter". That was a bread and butter parking maneuver.

Keys to the city tbh

Emil from Robocop http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00743/Iain_Dowie_743609a.jpg Dowie http://www.facadeofamericana.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/robocop_l.jpg

Just on Sky Sports News - Notts County to sign Christian Vieri

I'm liking Celtic's Borrusia Dortmund-style away kit. Lush.

That's depressing. Also think it's a leap too far for Beckford. Massive leap going from League 1 to the Prem.

Aye, looking for Marvin Gaye on Napster.

Seriously?

ITV never learn. Dalglish has the charisma of a prolapsed ringpiece.

Is Liverpool's only back up plan to seek penalties at all costs? Cunts, I hope they crash and burn this season.

In what way exactly Something along the lines of "We've modelled ourselves on Barcelona, fast attacking football with a good work ethic."

Harry comparing Spurs to Barcelona. With a straight (albeit twitching) face.

West Ham 1 - 0 Spuds Carlton Cole Cole just saved my bacon in the nick of time before I posted my embarrassment

Carlton Cole is the Prem's Ameobi. Couldn't finish his fucking dinner never mind the umpteen chances he's been given. Keegan working for ESPN

From the Palace supporters forum - "Overall we were outclassed. We missed chances in the first half but they were very professional in the second and really didn't allow us to create anything. I think if they hold on to their players they'll win the league. As for us, I'm not too disappointed but it was all a bit flat after a great away win - must do better"

That'll do nicely.

The commentator just said "Dear me, that's cabbage." I know Geremi isn't the best but c'mon.

Someone tell them Ranger's on the pitch.

Get Krul on I wanna see him twat some wasps.

Warnock instructing Palace players to kill Harper.

Ameobi is the reason Hitler only had one ball.

Still from Peter Gabriels "Sledgehammer" video from 1986, surely?

With a bit of luck Spurs will get hammered tomoro and their fans will fuck off n'arl

Why have they employed gay Brian from Ideal to do the reporting? I keep expecting him to blurt out "Ooh in he scrummy" after every interview.