spizz energi

Hmm. "Fantastic play at the .com" is quite catchy tbf...

This sucks massive dick. As if we weren't enough of a laughing stock already. Just implode Ashley, you utter utter dickwipe.

Insania

Smith's found his level in the Championship. I've been very impressed with him to be fair, but if we're promoted he needs to move on to another Championship club, he can't cut it in the Prem.

Garth Crooks.

Bar Newcastle United, who is your favourite team? Arsenal / Atletico Madrid Which team do you hate the most? ManUre / Spurs Who is your favourite player? Fabregas / Messi / Tevez / Power Ranger Which player do you have the most hatred for? Owen / Cattermole / Rio "Toilet Duck" Ferdinand

Poor Phil. If the BNP ever get in power he's the first on the cattle truck.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-bursting-with-joy1.jpg

Most of it is here on youtube - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBOS0LXt33Y "Juan Carlos, America 24...." "You too Carlos, you have dick up your ass too!"

Thatcher's care in the community has so much to answer for.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Pix/pictures/2008/09/27/philbrownmontage.jpg "Hey Pet!" / "Get down off that f***ing parapet, there's a good lass" / "I just talk to anyone me" / "Go and sin no more"

Well done lads you did us and Sir Bobby proud

Nice play Marlon

This season is like one long acid trip

Paddy Considine waving his handbag

The ref has a better touch than Butt. Fact.

6 shots on target to nil

Enrique

Nile had to go - chief consultant to the judges on Strictly/X-Factor

Aye, but he's had experience in Butt-bullying.

Butt bullied off the ball by a blatant gayboy

Ipswich bring on Paddy Considine

Leave him on, with a little luck he could be a paraplegic by 90 minutes

Kean must have told them at HT to "kick some Butt"

Please God let Butt have broken his leg/soul