Mr Logic

The gif where he pushed the assistant ref, collapses in on himself when he realises what he's done and looks away as quick as he can. Such a scumbag though. Employed by a scumbag too.

Not surprising they're crumbling, there was nothing but decrepit shit holding them together.

His @name is laughable. Guru.

Doesn't the Sun have some kind of exclusivity deal? There'll be steam coming out of Ashley's ears. http://s3.postimg.org/4h13e2937/kim_2701423b.jpg

It's also here. http://www.nufcfans.co.uk/2014/09/video-john-carver-lashes-pardew-brigade-southampton-game/ (Is that the same nufcfans that keeps tweeting garbage?)

Carver on Hughton's sacking. http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/n/newcastle_united/9262221.stm And on taking the current job.. He said: 'I am proud and honoured to be able to come back once again to my home town club. 'I have been lucky to be able to work around the world with some excellent people. However, I have always been a fan of this magnificent club and the years I spent working here were some of the happiest of my life. 'I am looking forward to working with Alan Pardew and building on the recent strides that the club has taken to get back to where we belong, at the top of English football. 'I understand how much the club and the results mean to these wonderful fans and I am delighted to be have the opportunity to assist Alan in delivering them the success they deserve.'

Who was Gale working for, I'm just in the mood to write his employers.

'Hopefully we'll come up with a formula for the next game' - 4 years Alan, haven't come up with a formula yet - unless crosing your fingers and hoping for a bit of magic is a formula. Missed a golden chance to put him under the cosh as well when he said 'lost two good players to injury'. YES, and lost two more good players to loan deals, bet you wished you'd had them today Alan, you PRICK!

Wouldn't put it past the egotistical bastard to have realised he was on his last legs and farm out Ben Arfa through spite.

Agree it's not on, but there's no 'family zone' at away ends, parents who take their kids to games know exactly what kind of foul language their kids are going to hear. I heard the word 'c***' shouted out more times than I care to remember at the game today. Carver's only in the wrong for the fact he's done it in front of a kid, not for having a go back - loyalty should be commended, even if it is seerly misguided in this instance. Pardew gave him a job and he's not about to stab him in the back now. Even if he is a c***. You do remember Carver was the one calling the regime a load of twats until they turned round and offered him a job. Can't say much for his principles.

If anyone takes the trouble to trawl through SLK's previous posts on the board you will see after every defeat our players are shit, usually one singled out for some special attention. No common denominator has ever been unearthed though. #SimpleMinds

I admire your perseverence to state your case, and quite frankly I couldn't care if we finished 10th every season if I was watching my team at least TRY to win. Your point of view would seem to prefer watching shite football as well.

Your fucking micey mate, no one is denying Ashley is the problem but unless you have quite a few hundred million in the back and can wait till 2016 hes going nowhere. Pardew is a clueless fraud of a manager, the guy who runs your local youth teams would probably do a better job. Pretty sure anyone off here could do better, we might even concede as many but I'd bet my life we'd score more.

Played SanToon. Good effort lad. Couldn't have been SanToon, he'd have tripped on the fence.

Southampton sack Pardew. Ashley hires Pardew. Southampton beat us 4-0. Southampton beat us 4-0 again. Ashley shrugs and sticks up another Sports Direct sign.

That was a good goal for number 4.

Pilko called me an arsehole because I disagreed with an opinion of his.

Tiote to get sent off, odds?

Ashley is there apparently.

Dreading a win, strangest feeling ever.

Got rid of Ben Arfa because he wanted the team to be those with passion for the shirt. Isn't that basically what he said? Does he convince himself these things are true or does he just spout horse-shit 24 hrs a day with no awareness?

Good read, thanks for that. Glaringly apparent that Pardew and Keegan are polar opposites, if it was't already obvious.

Wow! Shearer kicked him, no doubt.

Well considering last years game down there, and Southampton's last result away to West Ham, it's difficult to see us getting anything out of the game on the best of days. (Cross your fingers.)