Captain Underpants

He's a bit old, isn't he??

Born 1987 so wouldnt say old.

Did we ever establish if the twitter account was real or fake?

He has tweeted "Newcastle!!!" 3h ago..

EDIT: And uploaded a pic from inside St James Park..

Zaha going to Man Utd for £15m is the exact reason why we can no longer do our transfer business in England.

From his highlights videos he looks like basically a pure CF. Obviously they mostly show the goals, but is that not the case? Guess if he's joined he's happy to play in whatever system.

  System?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamfyqeY6v1rcd11vo1_1280.gif

 

 

Imagine having to go to bed with her every night. Oh the lack of sleep.

 

Id be like a hungry baby on them nips.

Served frozen?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mamfyqeY6v1rcd11vo1_1280.gif

Imagine having to go to bed with her every night. Oh the lack of sleep.

Confirmed

 

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2013/jan/22/nancy-newcastle-massadio-haidara?CMP=twt_gu

Portuguese À Bola likning us to van Wolfswinkel. On my phone so cant give the actual link.

 

Sporting having a shocker arent they? Financially knackered and doing as bad as us in the League.

I think so, yes. But the article says they turned down €18m last summer.. Good player though.

Portuguese À Bola likning us to van Wolfswinkel. On my phone so cant give the actual link.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/newcastle-united/nufc-news/2013/01/22/newcastle-united-close-in-on-moussa-sissoko-deal-72703-32650152/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

 

People on twitter sayng that beinsport saying that he's having his medical now, just saying. Made up, just saying.

https://twitter.com/MapouYangaMbiwa

 

 

 

Giggs? Says he departed for Newcastle six hours ago.

 

Fake account.

https://twitter.com/MapouYangaMbiwa

Giggs? Says he departed for Newcastle six hours ago.

Douglas reckons it will be announced on...

 

 

Wednesday

 

 

 

linked with Belhanda in the Daily Mail now

 

He has all but signed for Fener hasnt he?

 

Fell through.

Maybe we hijacked the deal, a'la Redknapp?

linked with Belhanda in the Daily Mail now

out of idle curiosity rather than actual expectation heres my list of realistic candidates in no particular order

 

Mark Hughes-if he is the choice then he must have 0 say over transfers

Nigel Adkins-not the choice I'd make

Alan Curbishly-he's linked with everything else

Laurent Blanc-outside chance imho

I'd only want Blanc tbh. Adkins is probably a good manager, but wont take us further than midtable anyway. Even though thats what we all might have to settle for under Ashley..

Run him over with a bus. Twice!

Thread bumped, new rumour?

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/excited/grand/Jake-Gyllenhaal-excited-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-628.gif

no..

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/disapoint/grand/2542178244521.gif

f*** off Pardboo you fried elephant clitcunt!

 

Need a quick, strong in the air and comfortable on the ball centre half. Too hard to find?

We're shit.