Captain Underpants

Link? Source? Sauce? in one of the papers i will try and find it now I think that could work to be honest. Shearer is obviously quite attacking minded since he was a striker, while Houllier is more of a defensive minded manager based on his time at Liverpool. Cant say that i know much about the french league so I have no idea how Lyon is playing though. Shearer manager, Houllier DoF?

Link? Source? Sauce?

I don't think that if he were to come, he'd bring van Buyten with him considering he's not getting many games in the current Bayern Munchen squad.

He's no Fabregas, thats for sure, but still a better passer than both Butt and Smith.

Geremi was actually considered as a great passer of the ball, allthough his legs are gone. He's to slow, imobile and, well, to old? Butt's passing is dreadful, and so is Smith. Barton is a good footballer, but a terrible human being. With a little self control and some motivation he could actually be a great asset to this squad. Unfortunately he'll be in jail soon. Emre? Doesn't want to play for us. Maybe with a great manager in, who actually likes the attacking style of play instead of "containing the oppostition" he could do, but I think he's off soon.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/s/swansea_city/7185930.stm Him?

Given did make some quality saves, but he's got a 6/10 in my book. Did ok. Enrique man of the match for me. (Of the newcastle players anyway..) Butt and Smith. Dont think i need to comment on those two. THEY CANT PASS! Owen did okey, but on his own? Why? Carr. Who? Cacapa. Well.. No. Nzog. Good going forward, but lost his way tracking back on a few occasions. Milner. Not good enough. Taylor. Did a good job. But we need four defenders working together, not two.

I know the feeling. Live in the southern of sweden, and Im now supposed to meet up with a couple of friends for a couple..( A LOT) of drinks. Not in the mood. Just want to get wasted by myself. This was pathetic. Bring in the new manager soon, dont care who it is, just give him 5-6 new players worth having and we might save ourselves from relegation. I'M IN PAIN!

Shit player. Can't tackle, and can't pass even if his life depended on it. F****** w****r. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRG.

SSN Mourinho sighted at Newcastle Airport. ...leaving.

Don't know what you're on about. He is good in his positioning but he seems to be on ice though. Stand on your feet man, or we're f****d!

Why would he be sitting with Kenyon? He's the Chelsea chief executive now isnt he? Is he even welcome back at the Old Trafford? :S

I know, but I hate the negativity in this thread. Or in this forum in general. Who knows, maybe Manure has an odd day or something. Have some faith. Okay smart arse. :lol: No point arguing with a wall so i'll stop right there. Im a supporter, even though im not english i've supported this team since the early keegan days. Why would i stop now? If I do not believe in the team, then there's no point supporting them at all?

I know, but I hate the negativity in this thread. Or in this forum in general. Who knows, maybe Manure has an odd day or something. Have some faith.

Given Taylor- Cacapa- Rozenhal- Enrique Butt Milner Emre N'Zogbia Duff Owen

Mort says they've spoken to a number of possible candidates, how come Redknapp is the only one telling the world about it? Or his he the only one they've actually spoken to? Who's the others? Hughes? Shearer? Curbishley (God forbid) ?

3-0 United. Us, that is

Great post, had a laugh. Well done.

Could Anal Olivers story actually be true, then? Maybe Mort DID loose his socks?

The bright side of this whole sacking debacle is that the new manager whoever it will be, will atleast be backed in the transfermarket. Team Mort and Cashley wouldnt sack Big Sam and bring a new manager in without giving him (her?) a massive (here's hoping) budget. Thoughts?

younger than ferguson..

Good call. But really? He took over a Lyon already massively superior to the other teams in the french league. Do you think he wants a crack on the premier league again? CAn he do it without a massive budget? Bring him in as a DOF with Klinsmann the manager.. Parky?

Parky, maybe a stupid question, but are you german? If so, is there any other german manager on the up? I dont watch german football that much so i have no clue ..

Wouldn't say massive, but yes he had a strong role, more on the training pitch. Klinsmann would probably want to bring him with him then, wouldnt he? Or am i mistaken if i say that löw is now managing germany? Klinsi has a myriad of contacts in the game if he wanted a No.2 it wouldn't have to be Low by any means. Van Basten is coming along nicely as well. He probably has. But i'd imagine he would want someone he has worked with in the past, and actually had success with. For some reason i dont like van Basten. Dont think he would be successful here anyway. Louis van Gaal?

Wouldn't say massive, but yes he had a strong role, more on the training pitch. Klinsmann would probably want to bring him with him then, wouldnt he? Or am i mistaken if i say that löw is now managing germany?