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Bump N grind? Had never heard of it before tonight. I'm not an R Kelly fan though, so maybe that's why. I heard he likes to pee on people. That's nice. Not just people. The kind of people Adam Johnson likes. Aye Think the first I heard about it was from Dave Chappelle when he argued that when you're 15 you should be old enough to decide whether or not you want to get pissed on by R Kelly, because life gets a lot harder than that

Exactly TV: "Breaking news! Rubber-looking bomb found at Old Trafford!" "Oi Bob, how many fake bombs did we bring back from Old Trafford?" "4" "Didn't we take 5?" "Yup" "Hm. Odd, wonder where the last fake bomb went. Oh well"

Bump N grind? Had never heard of it before tonight. I'm not an R Kelly fan though, so maybe that's why. I heard he likes to pee on people. That's nice.

No idea what you're talking about Rafa did say something similar in an interview today, that his body (heart?) wanted to stay but he had to talk to the owner to get his brain on board as well or something. Thought it was from there Consider your life changed forever. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtVyEZymUFo I'll give it a 3/10

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No idea what you're talking about Rafa did say something similar in an interview today, that his body (heart?) wanted to stay but he had to talk to the owner to get his brain on board as well or something. Thought it was from there

In my defense, Rafa does talk funny sometimes

What?!

A short time before his body, his body told him yes.

When/where did he say "my mind is telling me no"?

Haha, leaving Benny out, Deschamps wants an early vacation apparently! N00b

Me too, sounds outrageous. Googled it and apparently it's the base wage that's higher (by 3k): Find it hard to care until Fat Mike has gone but that is nuts.

I'm fairly sure you know what I meant but I edited it for you

Surprisingly good article about this fat cunt in a swedish newspaper today. Highlights his attitude and some of the things he's done. Also says that most of our players don't have relegation wage cuts in their contracts and that Shelvey will be the best payed Championship player of all time. Also says he will earn (marginally) more than Neymar, who plays for Barcelona in Spain (wtf?)

I thought that too. They wouldn't be releasing a statement now if there was going to be one coming saying Rafa is staying. They released a statement because we are relegated. He'll stay if we offer him full control of football matters. It's as simple as that. It's as simple as that? Surely you don't really believe that? I really do. Ashley is a thin skinned fatty who doesn't like too much attention. He'll give Benitez whatever he wants to keep him here if he has any hope of getting back into the premier. What are the alternatives? Steve Bruce? Neil fucking Warnock? Why do you keep calling it "the premier"?

We aren't safe even if we win and they lose, right? With them having a game in hand and all.

Every Sunderland win against us in the derby

Good for Leicester. I don't care very much about the PL nowadays. I blame Fat Mike.

Which other player would follow Pardew to a club like Palace knowing fine well the horrible football he'd be made to play? He went there only to keep his place in the French squad when no better club came in. That's why I really hope he's not picked for France. Hope he gets to spend the rest of his days with that cunt of a manager he loves so much.

There's like a 0% risk of this being wrong.

FYP

And pointing to his watch telling the ref to get on with it in the 70th/80th min He was making the circle motion counter-clockwise as well