Peppe

We don't have any stars at Newcastle

Wtf

Oh, I see. Clever. A DOF of bread for each appointment ?

Why is he still baking bread? The takeover is done.

I don't get this "doesn't have relegation battle experience". What experience would that be? Surely it's no different from the rest of the season, just try to win games and pick up points? Or is there a secret way of going about it that only managers who have been in relegation battles before know about?

Yuck, De Jong, the fucking cunt

I'd like 80085 ?

Very good ? How in the world are those flags made? They are ginormous ?

Like... Mr Potter...? ?

We got something to chase here, but might end up record holders: Most consecutive matches without a win: 32, Derby County (2007–08) Most consecutive matches without a win from the start of a season: 17, Sheffield United (2020–21)

I'm getting an eerie feeling we might not get any points today ?

Lift Arsecheek coming on for them

Does having a goal kick or a throw in count towards your possession? ? If so, maybe we can catch up a bit there...

On to plan B: two pass tiki taka

Fucking hate the "ask the question/asking questions" expression ?

Good feet today Darlow ?

Let's try to keep it below 0-5, boys!

I think we're still in the monitoring phase with Kuyt.

It's funny because this is now true ?

Bruce to Barca perhaps? Since he's such a nice man and stats don't matter and all that.

Ah, okay, thanks ?

I might have dreamt this, but: I'm sure I read somewhere that Favre was at Nice with ASM and they disliked each other. That might even have been (part of) the reason ASM left ? How good is Favre? Would you flog ASM to get him here? Or aim to get someone else in and keep ASM? (Maybe they can kiss and make up if he gets the job of course ?) Edit: seems Favre left before ASM so not the reason ASM left then ?

Dicks get clicks, that's what they say.

Making Benteke look like Ronaldo we were. We need a new team in January.