Peppe

"SIGN! THAT! MAN!"

Do you think he'll get a pigs head thrown on the pitch if he signs, à la Figo? ?

I'm still cautiously optimistic, but won't do any cartwheels until it is official.

I thought the exact same thing

The Liverpool goalkeeper looks like a baby with a beard

United States Mutant Ninja Turtles!

Is this "wait until the end of the transfer window to save on wages"-thing from the last regime made up or something that's been reported somewhere? ? Crazy that I even have to ask, but it wouldn't surprise me if it was true

Why is he holding the pen all weird? ?

Chronicle already posting stupid quotes like "the Newcastle staff working tirelessly through the transfer window" when it's only been open 10 hours ffs ? Also, it's New Years day

Am I right to assume you know something of the player? Read that as "Am I right to assume you are something of a player?" ?

Has he signed yet? The window's been open for hours!

Trippier starts for Athletico tonight. Why is he rumoured to be leaving? ?

If they were consistent in their refereeing, yes ?

Are there any of those ? Maybe after new years ?

Maybe we're resting players for the games we actually can get something from

Ah, and the diving cunt got to score, how nice

We need a gift if we're going to score here

Why would he do that though? Also, where is his willy?

Two home games, that's six points ?

We look quite terrible, but at least we've got that first win. Let'se go!

lol, that was bad, Mr keeper

No one has ever closed a six point gap to stay up?

Still angry. Clark you fucking idiot.

That Sargent haven't scored so he'll 100% do so today ?

When did Lacazette turn 42? ?