Peppe

Fucking Defoe, hope someone accidently steps on him, fucking dwarf (no disrespect to all you midgets out there, but he's very short, so...)

I hope Cabaye doesn't get to go to the Euros.

Useless referees

Grow up Never!

Even if they do, who the fuck is going to want any of the bottlers?! Very few I would suspect. It wasn't a oh-no-they-might-have-clauses-and-leave-if-we-go-down-post. They can all leave for all I care, useless fuckers. None. This club doesn't have the common sense to insert them. This was what I was thinking but my friend was sure they all had "because Ashley isn't stupid and is a business man". That's why I wanted to hear your thoughts on it

I was talking to a friend about NUFC yesterday and he was certain that all our players had relegation release clauses. I myself wasn't so sure as I wouldn't be surprised if the Fat Man and his friends are naive enough to think that we won't go down. What do you think? How many players have relegation- and lower-wage-if-we-go-down clauses?

Thanks Toondave

I had these: http://dms05.dimu.org/image/042s8YmEyRxK P.S How do I make the picture smaller when posting them? D.S

Ah, this ref again. I'll add a red card for us and a penalty to them to my previous 4-0 prediction.

That's surprisingly unequivocal. Where's that from? Most articles say he 'wants' to be here next season rather than 'will' be. Then when asked if he would stay if we got relegated, he said he has confidence we will stay in the PL and that's it. http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/506791/Newcastle-manager-rafa-benitez-season-premier-league-spain-Southampton-shock-revelation What the fuck kind of newspaper is this? Got "news" on their front page about a woman with a worm in her vagina and the information that pornstars seem to think a penis the size of a forearm is optimal, which is bad news for the "average guy"

"I could care less" is a funny one too

Think this will be a 4-0 loss

Didn't he take this job so he could be in England with his family? I think if he leaves it will be for another premier club personally. I think he'll manage another football club personally

No surprise really. We've won half as many away games as they have home games, and lost twice as many away games as they have at home. They've also won twice as many games against the league's shit teams as we have from the same number of attempts, so it's not like we have fixtures as an excuse. We've only gained one more point away from home than fucking Aston Villa, and lost as many times as them. We are the very definition of a home banker, for anyone in the league. Yeah, true, we are very turd, and have been for like 10 years, but it still feels kind of weird being the underdog when playing Norwich (and every other fucking team in the Premier League)

Think he'll bag a few today

Had a look on their forum, they are very confident they'll win. Some predict a close match but a lot of them think they'll win 3-0 or 3-1. Also, what the fuck is all that pink on their forum all about? Some breast cancer support thing? Liked the giant retirement home ad as well. Awful viewing experience.

Was thinking about this the other day. Does emergency loans only apply to goalkeepers or can you loan a striker, for example, as well?

#justiceforjohnson? What fucking justice?!

Is this Katie Hopkins an actual retard or is she just saying controversial stuff to be in the spotlight?

"...6 years in a row in prison" lol

Double standers

Is he going to a special noncetention center or is he going to a normal prison?