Rich

Usual suspects caught chatting utter shite once again.

Schär injury aside we’ll take that. Good runout again.

Popey marry iz

Fuck’s sake

Popey you beautiful Mercury-esque man

Cucurella

Overall balance looks better, but Chelsea have dropped their intensity quite a bit with the changes.

Gordon class again

Tonali gone to 6

Look at him tidying up around his goal

Seems like quality prep for the season this like, proper games.

Wew

Gordon’s been canny, I’d say. Isak invisible, Miggy his usual, and next to nowt from Joelinton and Tonali.

I thought so, but turns out he’s played more at LB than CB.

Ginola Jinolaa

Had no clue Murphy could play LB.

It’s how it should be said tbf

Miley again man, superb.

It’s on them to pull the midfield back or step up as a line, to be fair. Just lacking sharpness when on the ball, hopefully, but ponderous so far apart from that trademark Schär ping to Gordon.

Pish from Schär, Botman, and Burn so far, in and out of possession.

Jackson is electric.

That’s Enzo getting halved

This kid is going to be a superstar.

Just love the fact it's got a happy ending, as well. It's going to be class.

Why did none of the whallopers ask about Longstaff, Willock, or Pope?